10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.