10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."