10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.