10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for loners.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels