10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.