10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.