10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.