10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.