10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.