10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion