10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.