10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger