10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05