10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"