10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Those eggs smell delicious!