10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe