10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth