10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)