10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth