10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack