10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.