10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]