10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."