10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.