10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth