10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!