10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.