10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus