10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."