10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio