10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth