10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.