10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson