10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is for loners.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!