10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."