10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22