10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."