10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach