10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT