10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is