10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris