10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.