10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"