10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier