10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright