10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"