10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?