10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth