10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.