10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.